Hardcore: The First Person Shooter… Movie

Like I’m not going to write a post about a movie that looks like a first person shooter game. Ladies and gentlemen, here’s Hardcore:

If you were watching that trailer closely, you might have noticed Sharlto Copley, cinema’s resident “good egg.” He’s always up for goofy, ultra-violent fun. Now let’s enjoy a full action scene from the film with all the strange, stilted awkwardness of a Sega CD game:

We’re getting so close to an Sewer Shark movie, I can feel it. The time is now.

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