It’s My Birthday. Be Well, America

I woke up this morning to this gift from my wife. It is obviously going to be a good night.


For the unfamiliar, Demolition Man is a Meaney Family Classic. To a level where our family crest should basically just be a photo of Wesley Snipe’s character, Simon Phoenix. It is the very finest of dumb action films, and surprisingly clever for what it is.

The way some people say “grace” before holidays is how my mother quotes Demolition Man. “Be well” is an actual way that my family greets each other. I have been searching Etsy for “the three seashells” for my bathroom for quite a while.

I kinda like the film, is what I’m saying. Here, have an affiliate link: